When you're pregnant and your centre of gravity goes, there's really no looking back - only figuring out how you're going to remain upright for the foreseeable future.

Anything that involves writing - I'm your girl. But maths? Fuggedaboutit. This week my shocking maths skills were put to the test. And, I wrote a panicked pre-baby list. As you do.

So, I was on holiday last week when I felt what I think was the chicklet's first, official movement. And, after trawling a gazillion pregnancy forums about the when / how / what of baby movements, I was expecting to feel something